Now we’ve all had this question before, what is the etiquette on letting one rip in a lavatory. Well I have always found this an interesting conundrum and not being a pervert sort of makes it hard to get the female experience on this, we’ll in the raw anyway.
So you get to a urinal and we all know taking a piss without a fart is like dancing without music, its hard but it can be done. But i have the band and by eating the right “sheet music” i can rip a pretty good tune.
This is where it gets amazingly mind boggling, your standing there with you manhood in hand, joined by other men also with manhood in hand. Allow me to digress, all men follow the urinal code in public toilets, look straight ahead, straight down or straight up. Do not attempt, even if distracted, to tilt your view left to right, especially when looking straight down. No talking to other patrons of the urinals and no funny noises unless their manly. Which brings me back to farts.
Why for the live of all that is mighty and red blooded s it not acceptable to rip a good one when taking a piss in a public toilet. There are but few things as manly and a well-toned bowl movement, but hell no you are met with stares of disapproval and contempt, ousted as a filthy animal by other animals all standing meat in hand while still observing the urinal code.
A toilet is the place to do it, I can think of no more appropriate place to let out a proper fart than standing at a urinal and taking a piss. This is absolutely absurd and completely daft to think for one moment that it is obscene to fart in a toilet. I blame the emasculation of men by the media, female perception, and expected behaviour. If men were manlier they would have no qualms over a fart in a public toilet hell the urinal code could even be amended to allow for grunts of approval followed by manly snorting at the execution of a good fart.
I will fart at a urinal no matter what, or who is there even if it is a stunning specimen of the female species, which in itself is a whole new story.
Mind, on the rocks?! 